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Sweet and Sour Chicken is a real people’s palate pleaser. Savour it in two ways. Firstly, Balls. Yep, deep-fried-chicken-nugget-like chunks in batter, with a sticky dipping sauce melded from sugar, honey, rice vinegar, soy sauce and ginger. The second is Peking Style – carved chicken breast that is doused in said syrupy sauce. Britain’s most popular way to chow down is Chow Mein. Chicken, Pork, Shrimp or Special all offer the sensory combination of slippery noodles, crunchy beansprouts and crispy water chestnuts. The UK’s most popular rice dish is House Fried Rice (aka Special Fried Rice) and the Just Eat app will help get it ‘in da house’. It boasts generous portions of shrimp and barbequed pork, scrambled together with egg and rice. Too many ingredients for you? Then Egg Fried Rice will fit the bill. Simpler still? Then it boils down to plain ol’ Plain Rice.

Love-a-duck? You’ll adore Crispy Aromatic Duck with its mouth-watering ritual of spreading Hoisin sauce on steamed pancakes then artfully adding spring onion, cucumber and succulent shredded duck. Roll, and then…yep…just eat. (Only question is: quarter duck, half duck or the full Mallard?) Wonton Soup has dumpling-like wrappers stuffed with pork and shrimp, seasoned with ginger and soy then simmered in chicken stock – come on, you know you wonton. If not, Hot & Sour Soup has ingredients like mushrooms, bamboo shoots and chillies that make it nicey & spicy.